When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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