ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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