the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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