I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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