Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It's never too late to be topless.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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