I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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