16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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