The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
two words...techno handjob
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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