hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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