IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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