I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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