And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
