And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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