Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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