Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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