Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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