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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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(239): View more from Florida

I wish I could drop acid with the muppets

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(609): View more from New Jersey

the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

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(906): View more from Michigan

i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking

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(773): View more from Illinois

We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao

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