I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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