If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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