it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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