Non-Jews are for practice
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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