all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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