At least make sure they are 18
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Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
My ass is underappreciated
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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