Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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