he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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