It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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