i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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