i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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