A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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