do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If that was your dad, he is hot
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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