I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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