ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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