dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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