nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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