I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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