You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
where are you?
Hypothermia
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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