Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
the raccoons are back...
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