gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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