dude i'm inner monologue high
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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