I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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