Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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