i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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