Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
