Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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