who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize