i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
