I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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