A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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