tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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