she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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