woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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