Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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