She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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